eating really nasty food at someones house
Shut you up real fast.
shit i’d watch this so damn hard
Seriously, 12 straight men acting as gay as humanly possible, I would die.
How many notes does this need before we can make it happen?
Still my fave.
J.K Rowling said that her inspiration for Hagrid came from when she was 19 in a pub in the west country and this terrifying looking guy came in with these other biker guys and the only thing he talked to J.K about was how his cabbages were getting on
i like the aesthetics of haunted houses but from an anxiety standpoint i wouldn’t last a full two minutes before sensory overload kicked in
Two more months and it’s 2015 what the fuck
I swear it was 2012 and we were all freaking out about the world ending like three months ago
I sincerely believe that by 7th year Ravenclaws would just tell the door to their common room to fuck off and it would open for them
Q “Why is a raven like a writing desk?”
A “You shouldn’t shove either up your arse.”
In the Netherlands, abortion is freely available on demand. Yet the Netherlands boasts the lowest abortion rate in the world, about 6 abortions per 1000 women per year, and the complication and death rates for abortion are miniscule. How do they do it? First of all, contraception is widely available and free — it’s covered by the national health insurance plan. Holland also carries out extensive public education on contraception, family planning, and sexuality. An ethic of personal responsibility for one’s sexual activity is strongly promoted. Of course, some people say that teaching kids about sex and contraception will only encourage them to have lots of sex. But Dutch teenagers tend to have less frequent sex, starting at an older age, than American teenagers, and the Dutch teenage pregnancy rate is 9 times lower than in the U.S.
I saw this in a documentary once. They asked Dutch teenagers their thoughts on dudes carrying around condoms in their wallets. They all basically had the same opinion; if a guy DOES NOT have a condom on him (especially on a date where things could go in that direction), then he’s considered unsafe to sleep with and you should probably not be going out with him at all because he doesn’t care about safe sex.
When they switched it and asked the American teenagers the same question, they said if the guy DID have a condom on him, they’d think he was sleezy, only thought about sex, and they wouldn’t ever want to go on a date with him because you don’t know where he’s been.
There’s something really twisted about this stigma of a guy being prepared to have sex safely with a girl.
This is precisely why a puritanical view on sex as shameful, and a political party who capitalizes on that for power, is one of the most dangerous weapons against a citizenry.
my dog was supposed to be a police dog but he failed the training for it because he was too much of a wimp. the trainers said that when he was supposed to be attacking dummies he’d run up to them and roll over and wag his tail and they also said he was the worst failure they’d ever seen
maybe the little bruises and cuts that show up on your body seemingly out of nowhere are actually little injuries that happened to your soulmate and you get the same marks on your skin as them
write a book
do a movie