I believe that ever american should at least watch this monologue from The Newsroom
number of adults who believe that angels are real
I have a headcanon that the Queen from Tangled is a huge bookworm like her daughter Rapunzel and that books are (or were) her escape. For eighteen years, her books distracted her from the pain of losing her only child.
One step further:
What if she also read stories to the children at orphanages because she wanted the feeling of reading to a child? Then one day a little boy said how much he loved the Tales of Flynnigan Rider. And she gave him that book because he was so sweet. He was so grateful that he promised that one day he would pay her back. And he did.
^^^^ I ACCEPT THIS HEADCANON AND THAT HEADCANON TO THE FULL EXTENT OF MY BRAIN’S CAPABILITY
DON’T EVEN FUCKING TALK TO ME ABOUT THE LIBRARY OF ALEXANDRIA
FUCK NOW I’M UPSET
Oh yeah, that tome of history compiled by a Mesopotamian priest on the History of the World, supposedly spanning back 40,000 years of history?
Fucking gone. Gone forever.
OHHH DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED
WHAT I WOULDN’T GIVE…
i would sell my first born for the library of alexandria to be standing again with all of the lost knowledge hOLY FUCKING SHIT NEUGGHETS
I stared at this for a few seconds but once I got it, I chuckled.
That time when only Ben guesses Martin’s feet correctly
Not even a question.
yes mom i know my room is a mess its a metaphor for my life im trying to be poetic
There should be a doctor who episode about her
AUSTRALIA LEGALISED GAY MARRIAGE IN ONE STATE AND 40 PEOPLE GOT MARRIED.
TODAY OUR C*NT OF A PRIME MINISTER OVERTURNED THAT AND IT ISNT LEGAL AGAIN.
THOSE 40 PEOPLE ARENT MARRIED ANYMORE.
AND ALL IM SEEING IS DR WHO AND SHERLOCK.
Its fucking bullshit he literally gave us rights and took them away
s11 of Supernatural should be called “Not Natural” in the title card and it should be a crack season where they throw in every single poopy thing that they haven’t so far from Human!Impala to the boys meeting AU versions of themselves to “what if Sam turned into a moose for an episode”
Don’t forget the musical.
and gabriel is behind it all
At what point do we just banish him from the planet
And yet there are still people who love him.
so we did a secret santa at work today and my 49-year-old child of a boss made me this, a picture of the impala on a metal frame and i was like wat
and there was an envelope attached to it which contained
these f*cking magnets that she made so you can create lil scenes next to the impala bUT THAT’S NOT ALL
SHE INCLUDED COSTUMES YOU CAN PUT ON THEM
AND PROPS LIKE GUNS AND SALT AND HOLY WATER AND EVEN AN EMF THINGY
SHE EVEN MADE BEER AND BURGERS AND FRIES
MERRY F*CKING CHRISTMAS
my mom just gave me these and i
but what did the tomato do
that tomato has a secret
i dont trust it
keeping it under surveillance
please stand by
update: they are spicy and taste kind of like bananas
UPDATE DONT EAT THIS SHIT AND THERN RUB YOURS EYES FUCK I THINKI M GOIGNTO GO BLIND
now i know why the tomato is so fuckin naughty it kills people