(Source: pirate-dinosaurs)

japanese vs finnish

leffet-de-halo:

miharou:

st-chair:

Japanese: hai, aisenai - yes, not love

Finnish: hai, ai se nai - shark, oh it’s fucking

 

also

Japanese:Koko sukunai - There’s only few/little bit (of something in here) Finnish: Koko suku nai - The whole family fucks

also

Japanese: kakka (閣下) - your Excellency; your Highness
Finnish: kakka - poop

givemetrills:

Mozart’s lesser known opera “The Magic Fruit”. With male lead, Ta-mango, comic relief character Papaya-geno. It’s wholesome and full of vitamins.

Pit orchestra staffed by actual pits from fruits.

iridessence:

jhunnyplaysdamello:

[x]

JESUS CHRIST

The fourth picture is giving me LIFE

(Source: indulge-in-reveries)

fyeahcanines:

(by jollyvicky)

Remind me to never read about historical bisexuals ever again

Me: Hey, cool, this historical figure seems to have swung both ways
Homophobic Historian: THEY WERE STRAIGHT OMFG STOP READING THINGS INTO IT
Gay Historian: SO WHAT IF THEY WERE MARRIED SIX TIMES THEY WERE GAY GAY GAY
Me: But bisexuality exists and isn't that the most sensible thing to assume if we have actual evidence of them having had both male and female lovers?
Homophobic historian: THEY WERE CONFUSED AND IT WAS JUST A PHASE
Gay Historian: LA LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY
Me: But Anaïs just wrote about how she wanted to faceplant in this woman's boobs, and Byron jumped from this chick's bed into this boy's pants and then this Mercury guy even self-identified as bisexual--
Homophobic Historian: LIES AND SLANDER
Gay Historian: GAY
Me: For fuck's sake

bakaa-usagii:

as-seen-on-disney:

elphabaoftheopera:

I feel like the Mormons should work at Monsters Inc. but instead of scaring people they just try to convert them. 

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I just showed this to my Mormon friend who’s about to leave on her mission and she’s crying from laughing so hard.

Mormon’s Inc.

I didn’t… I didn’t set her straight. [x]

(Source: markoruffalo)

chaneladdict:

a whole bunch of Guys with Cats

WELL IT’S ABOUT TIME THE WORLD STARTED CATERING TO ME

(Source: mansexfashion)

scales in octaves

soyouwanttoplaytheviolin:

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mediamattersforamerica:

Fox spent much of its VMA coverage questioning Beyonce’s ability to promote feminism while being "extremely sexual."  

Megyn Kelly labeled Beyonce’s message and lyrics as “skanky,” while a FoxNews.com article claimed the singer “seemed to ensure her behind was the focus on each song, all the while educating young viewers about feminism.”

On The Five, Fox hosts suggested “she’s auditioning for a future husband,” and Greg Gutfeld announced that ”the greatest thing about pop culture is convincing women that acting like strippers is empowering.” 

What Fox failed to recognize is that expressing sexuality does not automatically remove a woman’s right to discuss equality. Instead, the network righteously slut-shamed Beyonce and used her performance as basis to attack feminism as a whole. In reality, such policing of women’s sexuality has harmed progress toward equality. The very same mindset has been used to dismiss women’s need to access contraception, and blame rape survivors for their own assaults. 

If anyone is going to be shamed, it should be Fox and its irresponsible coverage of women’s issues. 

King George V, Kaiser Wilhelm II & Tsar Nicholas II

(Source: paulmcgann)

ruinedchildhood:

Spongebob is the mother fuckin devil

soyonscruels:

I’ve made a lot of mistakes in my life but at least I didn’t just give Steven Moffat an Emmy

mustbekarma:

So far adulthood is just going grocery shopping, realizing you didn’t plan well or logically, going grocery shopping again, repeat ad infinitum. 0/10 stars, would not recommend

theghostoflove
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