314eater:

prevalere:

you know how in some movies the bride/groom calls off the wedding to be with the person they truly love and then they live happily ever after well it’s pretty shitty that the person they were getting married to doesn’t actually get a happy ending but no one seems to care about it to the point that he/she is not even mentioned afterwards as if that person didn’t exist or had feelings at all yeah just a thought

Lord farquaad will be okay

(Source: prevalere)

usasheeran:

sheeriosnotcheerios:

Yet another great twitter convo

It gets better

usasheeran:

sheeriosnotcheerios:

Yet another great twitter convo

It gets better

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fihisoh:

wouldn’t it be HILARIOUS if I put my education on Facebook as Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry???? wouldn’t that be so fresh???

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megay:

HOW TO PICK UP GIRLS IN 3 EASY STEPS

STEP 1: purposefully bump into girl(make sure you are typing into your calculator while doing this)

STEP 2: say “im sorry. i didnt see you, i was taking inventory of all my lizards”

STEP 3: make sure she sees the number 42069666 on the screen

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gofuckyourselftomhiddleston:

#And everything has changed.

 (frozenrelics)

thedoctorsherlockedmyheart:

edwardian-time-machine:

Tom Hiddleston and Jessica Chastain on the set of their new film, Crimson Peak
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This looks like Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter on the set of another Tim Burton movie

thedoctorsherlockedmyheart:

edwardian-time-machine:

Tom Hiddleston and Jessica Chastain on the set of their new film, Crimson Peak

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This looks like Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter on the set of another Tim Burton movie

imsirius:

Have you ever been the fool of a prank or joke on April Fool’s Day? x

me as a pedestrian: [catwalks slowly across street as 90 cars pile up behind each other trying to turn; throws modelesque glance backwards over designer shades] [car inches into crosswalk] HOW DARE YOU COME WITHIN FIVE FEET OF ME!? I HAVE THE FUCKING RIGHT OF WAY??? SEE YOU IN COURT YOU CAPITALIST, PLANET-DESTROYING SCUM
me driving: say your prayers

thegeekyblonde:

i’m going to be the most put together girlfriend ever i’m going to talk to my boy like don’t forget to pick up milk did you take your vitamins we have a stretching class at five have you killed king duncan yet

iisfox:

How to read a George Orwell book:

1. Open book

2. Read book

3. Close book

4. Stare off in to spare for at least 4 consecutive hours questioning politics, media, authority figures and humanity as a whole until your entire perspective of social structure comes crumbling down around you and you wander about reality suddenly aware of your insignificance, ignorance and cattle-like demeanour 

tan-the-man:

Q: Do you help the boners? Or do you—?
A: Full service. 

This man knows his audience

(Source: starlorrd)

“Wonder Woman is there to kick ass not give you a boner”

-favorite response to some dude saying the Wonder Woman costume isn’t sexy enough on Facebook (via agentturner)

soras-majestic-butt:

do you ever catch yourself thinking of something so weird and fucked up that you have to stop mid-thought and your face is

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deputyfuckingparrish:

let’s talk about what a fab human dan radcliffe is…

(Source: bcnhills)

theghostoflove
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